I believe in God's shit, not your shit

Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away, I was bored (as usual) here at my job. But suddenly somebody came to try to illuminate my way and my life. A strange looking and smiley blond man was there, like if he was looking for someone, then he came to me:

Strange looking and smiley blond man said:
Hi, do you speak english?

Handsome strong and hard worker man (me) said:
Yeah!... Hi!

Strange looking and smiley blond man said:
Look, I have something for you. You may be interested in this- (then he showed a flyer to me).

I (with my "get the fuck out of here" kindly and atheist face) said:
Oh! Sorry...

Strange looking and smiley blond man said:
Oh, well... thanks anyway.

C'mon, it's maybe the fourth time some Jehovah's witnesses came to this shitty place to try to give us some "light". But why don't they try nicer? They used to come with some pretty ladies, but this time it was just him and another strange looking man. They think I will be such an asshole to swallow all their shit about english and JC (read it Jay C., aka Jesus Christ). Look, I have my own belief, and if you people are going to try to seduce me, here's my recommendation: Try harder. I don't want a pamphlet with Jesus playing football or something like that. Try with porn! Hot topless ladies with ponytails and short college skirts talking about the Bible may work. Or maybe not... but at least I'd enjoy it, and this post would be very different.

Why am I wrinting in english again? Easy, I have millions of visitors from United States, Germany, Canada, etc. searching for "Pechos grandes" and "Traseros gigantes". I think they may feel more comfortable in this blog. Welcome! =)